I was feeling hungry today so I stopped by the costume store today and got the 2 tastiest looking wigs they had. the first one, which I ate over an hour ago, was about 3 feet of long, brown hair, and was pretty darn tasty. the other one I just ate, and that was a 28 inch pink wig, and was as fine and smooth as silk, and accually tasted a bit like strawberries . now I'm just gonna sit back, relax, and enjoy the feeling of the more than 5 feet of hair in my belly!

yesterday, somthing unexpected happened to me. here how it went:

I got this realy longwig a while back, and saved it for a time I was realy craving a big meal. it was about 42 inches long, blonde, and very soft. yesterday I realy felt like eating it. so I got it out and started from the top, started feeling full with about 10 inches still out of my mouth, and once it was completly down my throat, I was stuffed. later, I was taking a shower, and my stomach decided it was too full out of the blue (like, 3 hours after I'd eaten it). I gaged a few times, then threw up like half the length of the wig before I got control of my throat again, and swallowed it back down. it's not like I havn't eaten bigger either (ate a 4 foot wig once, and another time ate two almost 3 foot long ponytails when my cousins cut their hair after seeing who could grow theirs longer)

I started feeling hungry again a few hours ago, so now I know it's at least not stuck in my stomach still.

yesterday, my good freind Sarah said "hey Txzarn, I'm getting my hair cut short soon, so I'll let you eat it for $20."
I say "sweet! it's a deal". I pay her, she puts her hair into a ponytail and cuts off about a foot and a half of it and hands it to me. I start eating it, and it's delicious, I but have alot of trouble at the end of it. after I gulp it down she says "I didn't think you'd eat the scrunchy too", I say "wait, I forgot to take it off? no wonder it was hard to swallow that last part". she starts laughing about how I didn't notice it until I had eaten it. so I just said "oh well, it was still delicious!"

so yeah, I'm oblivious to alot of stuff when I get to eat such long yummy hair. and sarah, if you're reading this you're probly cracking up, aren't you? also, txzarn isn't what she said, I'm just not saying my real name ;D

gah! 105 pageveiws already?! I haven't even put up any pics yet! I guess I make alot of comments that draw attention >__>